Is santa real??????????????//?

personally how I see it if santa was real he would have only 8-12 hours to deliver presents to millions of households, speculation says that it is parents who give the presents but I for one don't stand for this ignorant liberal approach to deny facts. satan is a marxist or communist you see, he was a huge supporter of both che guevara and of course carl marx in his initial development of the communist economic system. Santa delivers presents to everyone poor or rich, he is anti capitalist but still loved the american children in there innocence. I believe that US President Barack Obama has sent in seal team 6 for their second assassination in 2 months to kill santa and nearly 1500 of his elfs, spread the word and fight americans this shall not be tolerated